- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Religion.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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