- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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