- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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I love pissing people off :P

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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