knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Pickles are powerful

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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