- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Women's Rights..

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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