What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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