What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A man did not like this site

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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