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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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