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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

God is real.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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