- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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