- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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