- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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