Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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