-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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