What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Tilt your screen back .

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Basically

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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My children are mistakes

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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