- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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