What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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The WNBA

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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