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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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