- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Laugh.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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