ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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