how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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