- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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