Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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