- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

knock knock!? . . No.

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