- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Your mam is so fat.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

salad days!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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