What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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