- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

womans having rights.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Asian women drivers...

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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