- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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