How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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