Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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