DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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