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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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