wanna here a joke? you.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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BIG MAC'S

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Anti Joke

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