What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Get up Look in the mirror

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...