Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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