what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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