I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Women's Rights

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Jeff

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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