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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's 9+10? 19.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

And Stephen Hawking said.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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