- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Your girlfriend.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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