- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

the midget went to the midget store

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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