Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

The lion swallowed his pride.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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