A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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The EPA.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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