Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

whats worse than gill? nothing

Diarrhea

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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