- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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