How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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