- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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