What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

sorry got to poo

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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