- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call an amazing person Good

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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