- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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