What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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